Praise the pumpkin gods

I am the Pumpkin Queen. I have a bit of a love affair with all things pumpkin and have made it my goal to try as many pumpkin spice-related things this season and in all the autumns as long as I live. "There's nothing unique about that," you say. And you're right. It's not. But I'm not in the business of giving all that many fucks. So sit back and read and then get your ass out there and praise the pumpkin gods for these glorious gifts.

Thursday, October 2, 2014

Pumpkin Spice Oreos


8/10 The best way to accurately judge an Oreo is to first taste the cream. I didn't like it alone. It tasted a bit like sweet plastic. Then I bit into the cookie part. Again, it was nothing special. It tasted like a vanilla Oreo with a little spice. And then I bit into all three layers and somehow the sweet plastic and the slightly spiced vanilla cookies worked. I can't even explain it. Just try it.

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